Vol. IV No. 47 Greensboro, North Carolina www.rhinotimes.com Thursday, November 24, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving

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  • North Carolina Appeals Court Judges Are Coming To Town
Scott D. Yost

Here comes the judge ...
  • Abraham Lincoln, Lebron James and Mayor McCheese Fall Short In Election Bid
Scott D. Yost

Everyone knows Donald Trump did well in the 2016 election but what a lot of people may not realize is that Donald Duck did well too.
  • DOWN AND DIRTY with a soil and water commissioner
Scott D. Yost

In the Nov. 8 election, the presidential race was dramatic and highly competitive; this race wasn't.  
Ask Carolyn
  • Ask Carolyn...
Carolyn Woodruff

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Letters To The Editor
  • Letters to the Editor

Another reason to
News of the Weird
  • Tiny Tourist Attractions Take Little Time

The Passing Parade
Rhino Shorts
  • Rhino Shorts

Thanksgiving is a true American holiday.  I discovered this while trying to explain it to someone new to the country.  It isn't a religious holiday, a saint's day or anything like that.  It doesn't mark the day some big treaty was signed or an important battle was fought.  It doesn't really mark anything.  It's just a day when we are supposed to stop for a moment and give thanks for all that we have, although with all the hoopla of traveling and preparing food, sometimes the giving thanks does seem to take a back seat.
The Sound Of The Beep
  • The Sound of the Beep

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Uncle Orson Reviews Everything
  • Judgmental Maps Crying Wolf, The Crown, Trains
Orson Scott Card

While my lifelong anglophilia has led me to study the lives and reigns of all the monarchs of England, I must confess that I have had little interest in anybody after Edward VII abdicated in the 1920s.   I did not care about Charles and Di's marital problems any more than I care about Brad's and Angelina's - I didn't know them, I wasn't planning to invite them to any dinner parties, so their ups and downs had no effect on my life.
Under The Hammer
  • Under the Hammer
John Hammer

I can't imagine what the Hillary Clinton supporters are going to do when Donald Trump is sworn in as president on Jan. 20, 2017.  They are in such denial about the election that they aren't making sense.
Weekly Hammer I
  • City Council Not Looking Out for City's Interest
John Hammer

The recent decision by the Greensboro City Council not to allow the development of land on Lake Brandt Road just south of the marina, in the grand scheme of things, is not a game changer.  
Weekly Hammer II
  • Hammer to City: Tear Down These Parking Meters
John Hammer

Above is a photo of corruption in Greensboro.  Maybe in Greensboro we should be proud that this is the level of corruption that we have in municipal government, but it is still corruption, even if it is small.
Yost Column
  • Yost Says Judge Not Lest - Oh, What The Heck
Scott D. Yost

When it comes to the whole basic essence of my life, in the end I'm trying to do one thing and one thing only: make it into heaven.